Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.

"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"

by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014

Hare Brained

A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.

An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up

George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had

Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?

by Stefonamus April 2, 2010

blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

pork brains

A non skilled Rainbow Six Siege player who shoots his or her own teammate. Usually referring to the intelligence level of a pig.

God damn salty_jak has pork brains and just shot me!

by Jack Salty March 20, 2017

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018