Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

by Screte January 18, 2015

Taking Over the N Word

When you're playing a MOBA and your team is way ahead.

"As an intellectual, I can say with full confidence that Lucio, the discerning hero, is the sole reason that we're taking over the n word.

by YosephLikesBiThings January 16, 2018

Taking the knee

Woke racist lunge exercise

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"

by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

Taking a joke about a girl

When one takes a joke about a girl and doesn't threaten to cut their balls off.

"I'm gonna cut your balls off if you say that again"

by bubba October 31, 2003

Taking candy from a baby

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity

I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.

by Tay&A January 29, 2019

taking a break from guys

Coded word for a girl to her ex which translated means: "I've been cheating on you with a fat ugly stoner that works at Fry's because I'm jealous that you bought some girl a present and she's prettier than me and she's a gosh dawn cawlidge gurl and I ain't."

Or at least what I think it means, now.

Angie told me she was "Taking a break from guys" but her Myspace comments with that "Creepy guy" that wanted to be a girl for Halloween have shown me the truth.

by Downvoting Victim December 21, 2005