Vanilla Steamer

The sexual act of taking a dump on someone's chest, followed by busting on said dump.

"Dude, I totally gave Jess the Vanilla Steamer last night. She loved it."

by jake kraus January 9, 2009

Steaven

Steaven is your average nice, insightful, caring, and compassionate family friendly stalker. You will most likely find Steaven outside Victoria's window. Steaven likes to collect Victoria's hair, watch her sleep, and write her love notes. He also has a collection of freshly conditioned Victoria hair. But always remember Steaven will never harm you unless provoked like a bee. Do not be alarmed if you see Steaven outside of Victoria's window singing songs. Calling the cops will only make it worse, Steaven can never be caught. Steaven is also featured in the song "Steaven Stalks Her" by Ella.

Ella: Who is that guy outside your window?
Victoria: Oh that's just Steaven, he's always here

by vickySadams August 9, 2018

steamer

When you shit outdoors and it's freezing outside. Sometimes also used to refer to peeing when it's below zero.

My dog left a steamer on the sidewalk.
I let loose a steamer outside my deer hunting blind.
I just took a steamer in the snowbank.

by jumbofrank June 21, 2007

steamed

The act of activating a game on Valve's Steam client.

I just steamed Call of Duty: Black Ops.

by SpyderC November 19, 2010

Steamer

while taking a foul,high temp,defecation a girl partakes in an act known as the blow job.

"Not many bitches could take the steamer as well as she did."

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

steamer

someone who is a total feckin eejit,
someone who is a homosexual,
someone who collects the centrefold from farmers journal.

shaun collins youre such a steamer!

by one-eyed-jack September 4, 2009

steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.

by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006