Squirrple

Squirrple (noun) <skwer-pull>
1) Refers to the underside of the buttocks.
2) Refers to a person conducting themselves in a manner similar to, or physically resembling, the underside of the buttocks.

1) Julie sat down so hard, she made her squirrple ache.
2) Earl looked ashamed, knowing he looked like a huge squirrple in his hand-me-down suit.

by J.J.N. February 3, 2010

Squarroll Barroll

Variation of "Darroll" but contains more emphasis. Term used when a person does something so stupid or irrelevant that a phrase lacking sense in its entirety is called for.

Person A - "Dude, he's being such a Darroll right now."

Person B - "No way, you're being too nice. He's being a fucking Squarroll Barroll"

Person A - "Damn... poor guy..."

by Behbi Johker January 27, 2011

squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

squirrel

slut who's forte is to eat nuts

ecounter with grace again?..that squirrel loves her nuts

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Squirrel

A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.

I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?

by hlsulliv April 21, 2008

grizzly-squirrel

The Grizzly-Squirrel is the most dangerous creature that can exists all over the world. It lives in France, near Montpellier, and kills blondes female students. No one had seen the Grizzly-Squirrel and is alive yet.

Pamela : "Mike, if we meet this écureuil-grizzly, what will we do then ?"
Mike : "Don't worry ! You’re a woman, and me a strong man ! So you’ll hide while I’ll face the monster !"
Pamela : "OMG ! The mother fucking terrible Grizzly-Squirrel"
Mike : "AAAAaaaaah !!!" (goes away)

by Moecco February 19, 2005

Pink Squirrel

Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic business desire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.

The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.

by Job247 March 13, 2010