Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

by Crookesie December 27, 2023

Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women

nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken

by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.

Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.

- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"

- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."

by HorsemeatSoufflé September 10, 2016

Scale Of Hurns

Scale by which one can define the power or amplitude of Hurns emission in any situation or event.

Rock n' Roll = Scale of Hurns(+7)

by {p}ole February 23, 2011

Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness

"We're in the scales, now"

by Beanboi85 November 3, 2021

Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023