rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.
i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.
by t-loc April 14, 2006
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Rusty Pelican

Ejaculation into a woman's mouth followed by a swift smack across the face with ones penis while simultaneously making a bird call.
Yo son, I just gave that bitch the Rusty Pelican...."Ca Caw."
by B-radamous August 03, 2010
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rusty fiddler

tall, skinny guy with an orange affro. A fiddler. Likes to fiddle. loves fiddling with his fro. Claims he has an affro in his pants. Likes to listen to KORN, and LOVES getting footlongs (if u know what i mean...).
has alot of refferals, and loves hitting on teachers with his pickup lines.
girl: "hey, did u see that weird dude with the orange affro?"
boy: "yeah, that's a rusty fiddler! he is awesome!! he gave me a footlong!"
by rEnEeDoOdLe November 27, 2008
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Rusty Dumpster

A person who has to take a shit so badly it eventually begins to peek out and break through like a full load of trash through a hole in an old, rusty dumpster.
I just baked a batch of exlax brownies and fed them to the soccer team. Those guys will be a bunch of rusty dumpsters by the end of the game.
by jefscobal January 25, 2010
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Rusty Dumbbell

When you have a tongue ring/tongue stud and you lick another person's asshole thus creating the look of an old rusty dumbbell.
Holy crap dude, I haven't rimmed a girl since I got this new tongue ring, but last night I went to town on my girlfriend's sister and totally got a rusty dumbbell.
by Snickersburton September 03, 2007
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Rusty Cheerio

Another word used in place of the asshole
Everytime i eat tacos i piss out of my rusty cheerio.
by Josh Amergian January 18, 2009
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Rusty Nail

The act of performing anal sex and urinating at the same time. Upon removal resembles a rusty nail.
I gave my gal the rusty nail last night
by Fishdik April 07, 2011
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