fag rag

the lesbian best friend of a homosexual male. Similar to a "fag hag" except the woman is a lesbian.

That gay guy, Patches, has a best friend Panda who is a lesbian. She is his fag rag.

"Hey, they're a cute couple!"
"No way, he's gay and she's his fag rag! Check out that butch haircut!"

by panda_star May 1, 2009

fani rag

fani rag- a smelly bit of cloth that you wipe ya fani with! lol

an old fat woman wofting a shiti cloth around her muff!

by austinpowers June 24, 2004

cunt rag

Slut, hoe, or someone that's easy.

As soon as that cunt rag comes along, this place is like a nudist beach for her.

by R Man February 23, 2007

jack rag

A pornographic magazine that provides visual stimulation.

Jay was up shit creek when his wife found his jack rag under the bed.

by Byourn April 6, 2004

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

doo-rag

A head covering styled similar to a bandana with a tail that might be made of cloth or mesh or even leather; a distant cousin to the spandex skully.

"No way that 80-year-old guy is wearing an Antonio Ansaldi doo-rag!"

by Marsha, Closed Captioning Editor, NCI, Burbank March 13, 2004

Ass Rag

a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass. If used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12" x 12" ass rag will last for weeks. It is carried hung outside of the pack. A term originally coined by Ron Hood of THE HOODLUMS fame, a outdoor and survival website .

johns Ass Rag was clipped to his pack. He used it to wipe his ass after taking a crap inthe woods.

by woodsman9999 April 4, 2009