Pork martialled

A phenomenon on the highway where a big bank takes a little bank usually a 6×6 on a golf cart and makes satilite porn in retribution for rikkinanen warcrim invasion detonation das kombat

You got Pork martialled when you're drugged and driving?

You got lucky!

by Cody5050 February 20, 2022

Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

Pork sucker

A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.

Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.

by Moon Miller November 4, 2019

pork tugger

1. a man or teenage boy who is always masturbating.
2. a girl who will only give hand jobs.

that jimmy has always got his hand on his dick.
yeah he is such a pork tugger.

by sicktwistedone May 8, 2018

$PORK

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.

2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.

3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.

Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.

Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.

Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x

by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it

Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?

by J Dahmer November 21, 2022