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Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021
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Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)
She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!
by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025
mugGet the Suck my porkmug.

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.
Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"
by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023
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Pork Soufflé

When a female performs oral on a male with a mouthful of chewed up food.
She a freak and give him a pork soufflé.
by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019
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porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.
by gnostic3 November 30, 2022
mugGet the porking croatsmug.

Pork then beans

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the gamepull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........
After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!
by Daviss March 10, 2018
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