slice of pie

Pussy. Female genitalia. Thought to have originated in Whitley Bay, England (near Newcastle) in early 1960's.

For a fat girl, she sure had a tastey slice of pie!

by Ignatz Sassafras January 26, 2010

pitching a cave

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

Piggy Whip

A police car, marked or unmarked.

Unmarked crown vics are such obvious piggy whips.

by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

Pink Man

An unemployed, leaching, hostel-living old guy donned from head to toe in a lycra hot pink unitard, with a matted grundle full of melting grundel butter from riding a unicycle in the streets all day long looking for handouts. He has also been known to wear a tiny cape and flap his arms like a chicken while riding around town.

Guy 1: Hey, look! It's Pink Man! What's that brown bubble near his ass on his unicycle seat???

Guy 2: Dude, that's sick!! He just sharted and I bet his grundel shit butter is running down his legs!!

by Neanderthal99 September 29, 2011

pink excavation

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.

It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010

Pissoffery

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.

Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010

Piggy food

A term for coins and other valuables that one can place into a piggy bank for safe-keeping.

Check it out - three quarters! That is some sweet piggy food right there.

by Oink_oink_daaaaang November 14, 2010