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tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
by QuacksO September 4, 2022
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Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022
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Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer
Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022
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Oil

"Ol Head but she still got that oil"
by NerdyRedBish April 26, 2022
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Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.
How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022
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Oil Changer

People who change their own oil and call themselves an automotiveenthusiast”.

The lowest form of car “enthusiast”, these are the people that frequent car forums and discourage others from doing projects themselves. They can usually be found talking people out of motor/transmission swaps (manual -> auto, V6 -> V8, etc.), they say things like: “if you want a V8 then sell the V6 and buy a V8”.

Bought not built.
Enthusiast: Any insight or tips for swapping my Camaro’s V6 for a LS1?
Oil Changer: If you want a V8 just sell the V6 and buy a V8, it’s easier.
by built_yota September 30, 2022
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Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!
Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!
by RekEighty October 6, 2022
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