norman the doorman

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.

"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"

by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017

Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.

Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Normalphobia

Someone (Usually SJWs) who are scared of cisgender of heterosexual people.

Someone on Twitter has been accused of normalphobia.

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

A normal tuesday

When you finish the whole bottle of wine before you finish the appitzers

Rachel: I just finished my whole bottle of.wine before my dinner came out.

Corey: oh a normal tuesday...

by Frach June 5, 2018

Nomalicious

When something is so good, you can't help but want to "Nom" it.

This carrot was Nomalicious!

by The One and Only Jaded Bunny July 23, 2010

Nirmal

One who works in brothels and and usually referred as randi

We all took turns on nirmal last night just for a dollar

by Hd_qualiity November 25, 2021

nomah

1. strange way of pronouncing nomar garciaparra's name
2. crappy baseball player that is pissed off that he almost got traded and doesn't want to play in Boston anymore

yankees better win the world series this year or i'll start saying jorge posahda and a-rahd

by yankees kick ass April 8, 2004