IM IN TEARS

laughing so hard that you’re crying

“HAHAHA IM IN TEARS”

by imgay777 June 6, 2022

Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear

I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.

by Rip1 February 19, 2013

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019

Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.

"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"

by KSISS April 15, 2010

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 9, 2019