A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.
"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."
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N. The Act of getting your butthole plugged by a very large cock(usually black), resulting in extensive anal seapage.
by You Dont Wanna Know the full details October 4, 2007
Get the Nasty Nikola mug.A nasty wank is one in which the man is sneakily pleasuring himself, perhaps in a public toilet, in the car, or in a friends bedroom while they are out. The sneaky wank works well until it goes wrong, either because the man has not provided enough space to come, or is not prepared for it when it happens.
The result is usually a very wet t-shirt or other item of clothing, which will be embarrassingly obvious. The sneaky wank can also be preformed lying down, and may result in come running down the leg and becoming entwined in hair. This is almost impossible to clean up, especially in a hurry. The situation is exacerbated if a friend or relative is about to walk in or actually does.
Can lead to embarrassing situations for all involved.
The result is usually a very wet t-shirt or other item of clothing, which will be embarrassingly obvious. The sneaky wank can also be preformed lying down, and may result in come running down the leg and becoming entwined in hair. This is almost impossible to clean up, especially in a hurry. The situation is exacerbated if a friend or relative is about to walk in or actually does.
Can lead to embarrassing situations for all involved.
Person 1: Why is there wet all over you and my bed? Were you having a nasty wank?
Person 2: Eh...no...though I would appreciate if you left the room again.
Person 1: You're sick.
Person 2: Eh...no...though I would appreciate if you left the room again.
Person 1: You're sick.
by NobJockey69 January 23, 2012
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Get the Uncle Nasty mug.A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
by Charlie Deacon July 7, 2008
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