Skip to main content

Cum around the mountain

verb.
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.

similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
by GoYaffa July 27, 2008
mugGet the Cum around the mountainmug.

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.
by garrett June 16, 2006
mugGet the rocky mountain titsmug.

Russian Mountain Goat

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the Russian Mountain Goatmug.

Titty Mountain Girl

A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.
Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009
mugGet the Titty Mountain Girlmug.

Rocky Mountain Blast

The shit that you take the morning after drinking Coors.
"That shit came straight from the Rockies, it was a Rocky Mountain Blast!"
by Thesteve9x September 28, 2008
mugGet the Rocky Mountain Blastmug.

Arctic mountain echo

When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.
Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"

Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"

Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."
by vuckmehard November 21, 2019
mugGet the Arctic mountain echomug.

Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.
These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.
by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021
mugGet the Mountain Man Breakfastmug.

Share this definition