Mefftard

A retarded person, or a bin-digger, a retarded tramp, also used a meffer

God steve, you are a right mefftard

by demushylol2k9 April 7, 2009

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 15, 2010

muffa

your beautiful face after it's been beat by beauty gods

I just finished doing my make-up, doesn't my muffa look banging?

by Dr. Pecker March 23, 2010

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

muff puff

A PRAWN CRACKER

would anyone like a muff puff

by GUSTOVTHEGREAT December 9, 2010

Muff Tumbler

When 2 lesbians Scissor whilst in a washing machine that's turned on.

Morten: Wow, did you hear about that bitch from school?

Owen: Which one? The Muff Tumbler or the fat one?

Morten:There just one person.

by Mr DickPepper May 25, 2012

Muffadin

pro paladin

Damn that paladin is a pro healer
Yea, it's Muffadin

by DontBanMeBlizzard May 18, 2021