Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009

Pure math

Just pure meth spelled the wrong way

Texting:
Guy 1 : hey what are you cooking tonight
Guy 2 : Pure math
Guy 1 : uhhh.... what?

by Dumbass student June 1, 2021

do the math

To figure something out. To come to a solution or conclusion based on other facts.

Man, I saw your girl out with two other guys on two separate occasions. You do the math.

by 4 April 7, 2005

Trump Math

The mathematical equation to round a number to a more significant denomination . The outcome is used to dramatize , exaggerate or boast the number itself and make the value appear more substantial.

The presidential candidate gained 5 trillion votes from the 150 million voters in the election per Trump Math sources.

by lilnki December 7, 2016

Siefer Math

The math used to determine whether or not Outbound is up or down on cases.

Utilizing Siefer Math, Outbound cases are up 1,738 even though carton length was 25-inches with Scotts on three lines and big Sterilite on the other with tile and four-foot Philips coming through CCS.

by LLD-NLD-4419 June 22, 2018

Reagan Math

A term describing the faulty logic of Reaganomics. Also known as trickle down, the theory is that if you reduce income (i.e. cut taxes) then you somehow generate more revenue. Obviously, this is not rational thinking.

The proof that this did not work (as if anyone needed it) is the fact that the national debt tripled during the Reagan Administration.

Less is more? WTF? Reagan math is a bunch of bullshit!

by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007