Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024

looking for a pigeon

Behaving oddly, especially in a garden or bushes.

Did you see that man, he appeared to be looking for a pigeon?!

by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024

losing

winners don’t know what this term is

did you hear that John is losing the football game last night?

by John boat January 12, 2024

Loofing

Loofing is used to describe destroying another person/player in an activity.

Loof stands for:
Liquidated out of fun

Loofing

"Yoo you got loofed bad brother."

"I loofed you with this header."

by maxlost January 18, 2024

Looking Cool Joker!

Line Said by Morgana in persona 5 when you get a knock down

"Looking Cool Joker!" "OH MY GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT GET OFF OF MY FUCKING PARTY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND YOUR ASS BETTER NOT SAY A SINGLE FUCKING LINE"

by whoreknee January 21, 2024

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024