curry lemonzade

When you put curry in lemonzade and drink it. Then you shit out the curry and drink it again.

I freaken had some curry lemonzade!

by Ed Hung December 9, 2006

Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

lemon and sarse

Cockney rhyme for arse

im going to kick your lemon and sarse!

by wozzel November 8, 2008

Lemon Party

A group of old men about 3 or more in an orgy

Omg that lemon party is so nasty.

by Duhlol13 June 17, 2018

Lemonaids

Only ever used to describe the funniest disease in the world - Aids, any type will do, normal aids or bad aids. Occasionally called The Lemons

Man, that dude looks full of lemonaids.

That dude with his tongue on the other dudes gooch is full of the Lemons

by luke ashley September 7, 2005

Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009