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Kesiah Jones

Kesiah is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he proves angels exist, his smile is brightens any darkness and his eyes are the definition of adorable. Kesiah has a heart made of cherry blossoms, he's humorous, and his laugh just takes me to space and back. Kesiah is not only amazing on the inside, he is hot AND cute, you don't usually find people like that anymore. Kesiah's {stunning} gaze makes my heart explode and my lungs deflate, his posture reminds me of a model everywhere he goes, his cuddles are heavenly and his kisses are tender and sweet. The most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Person: Does perfection even exist?

Me: Well, have you met Kesiah Jones?
by that1cinnamon_roll11 October 13, 2019
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toby jones

A child who has a tiny cock and won’t shut up
by Onebigppman December 20, 2019
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Olivia Jones

A bitch who needs to find some business of her own to mind. Stuck up and filled to the brim with an unjustified superiority complex. Resembles and definitely smells like a feral animal.
"Oh God that's terrible."
"No thats Olivia Jones."
by Boatsandsnows October 6, 2021
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Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.
Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?
by AltLore May 25, 2021
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neville jones

biggest fruitcake around, he just simply loooves the cock. He's a great example of a flamming queen.
hey look at that neville guy, sucking cock like usual
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Autistic Jones

M.Jones nick name also known as an extreme case of mental retardation
Also See Amin
You look like Autistic Jones when you wear those panties
by Rob Jackson December 10, 2003
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