pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Colby Bobby Johnson

a derogatory term for a actual idiot

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure

by truthdefintion November 1, 2018

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019

Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.

Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.

by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019

Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

Doing a Johnson

Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.

by Sorbitar September 24, 2019