Jesus Jeans 

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!

Dude! LOOK AT MY NEW JESUS JEANS!

Jesus Jeans by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010

Jesus Ranch 

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

Jesus Ranch by Diamonion January 28, 2004

Jesus handles 

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

Jesus handles by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005

jesus bomb

When you go and hit on some totally hot chick and the next thing you know every third word out of her mouth is 'jesus' this and 'jesus that' and 'why dont you go to church?'. She just dropped the jesus bomb on you.

That chicka just dropped the jesus bomb on my pagan ass.

jesus bomb by J3 August 12, 2004

jesus-kun 

A nickname used for a character from a popular anime named SAO or Sword art online. THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER EVER.

Look at jesus-kun fight off those bastards.

jesus-kun by Noctis the badass January 31, 2017

jesus juice 

the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion

At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around

jesus juice by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015