God, or Jesus Christ on the court. Beat his wife 'cause he was swinging his arms. He told her, "If I hit you, it's not my fault!" The blood wasn't even real.
by John Don May 2, 2005
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Another word for "japoot" aka japette. A troublesome individual who likes to have things her way, no matter what it takes.
by Jlynn89 October 11, 2013
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by BadassDude May 26, 2009
Get the Jason Statham mug.A jaron is a peron, typically of the male gender, that has an unhealthy fascination in the art of mocking individuals and making them mad. Jarons also enjoy playing terribly colossal amounts of the Halo games, Call of Duty games, and other lame games. Why? Because Jarons have nothing better to do, except for maybe fap off. No one really likes Jarons, except for their significant others, who are often irritated by the amount of porn that Jarons watch. They are often excited by Batman and Power Rangers, and like to participate in awkward sexual acts involving the fetishes of Batman and Power Rangers.
by stefisthabest December 1, 2010
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Jason Bourne has a tormented past, which continues to influence him throughout his lifetime. Jason Bourne is but one of many aliases used by David Webb. Webb is a career foreign service officer and a specialist in Far Eastern affairs. Before the events in The Bourne Identity, Webb had a Thai wife named Dao and two children named Joshua and Alyssa in Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia. Webb's wife and two children were inadvertently killed during the Vietnam War when a fighter plane strayed into Cambodia, dropped two bombs and strafed a spot near the Mekong River. However, unknown to Bourne, Joshua survived. Due to Cambodia's neutrality in the war, every nation disclaimed the plane, and, therefore, no one took responsibility for the incident. Having nothing left to live for, Webb went to Saigon and, under the careful guidance of Alex Conklin, ended up training for an elite Top Secret Special Forces unit called Medusa. Within that select organization Webb was known only by his code name, Delta One.
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