Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds

“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”

by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019

Jacob Abraham

A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.

Jant: Damn!!! Why’s he so loud?

Cartier: Don’t worry about him. He’s a Jacob Abraham.

by should’ve gotten a plain pie January 27, 2022

Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

Jacob king

Bitch Jacob king Better then you

Jacob king is literally just better then everyone so…

by Hdbrbelp r grjgzlyskrydmydheu. October 10, 2022

Jacob Henderson

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock, and not treat women right. In bed he is usually a bottom and smells like a run down abandoned K Mart.

God that kid smells like a K mart, he must be a Jacob Henderson, look he sucks a lot of cock too.

by Fedora Boi February 5, 2020

Jacob Perkins

A guy that has got so much rizz it is unmatched. The amount of rizz is on an ungodly level. Do not let this man around your girl.

Tom: Get Jacob Perkins out of here he is gonna start a flood!

by Exer2536 October 24, 2022

jacob kasik

Sexy beavers are his best friend.He is a closeted raging Homosexual. His temper is as long as his you-know-what. Creamy Kasik is the Creamiest person you will ever find.Selling art by the pound.Also might have a secret girlfriend.

Jacob kasik is a menace to the art world

by jl;fSKj;dsalkfjads;lfjasdl;134 October 7, 2022