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Schuylkill Valley High School 

A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
Oh, you go to Schuylkill Valley High School? Do you have any weed?

north stanly high school 

A school containing extreme wannabe rednecks who claim to be broke but have $60,000 trucks sitting in the parking lot ready to drive back to the 5 car garage at home. The minority includes emo kids who express pain by begging to be hit or stabbed.
That kid at North Stanly High School asked me to stab him yesterday. I spit my dip in his face.

Howard High School

The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.
Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"

After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"
Howard High School by howarder September 27, 2011

Lakewood Ranch High School 

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.
Lakewood Ranch High School...Damn

that's so high school 

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.
Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

Bickleton High School 

An extremely small school in an extremely small town. The whole school is run by a few people whom everyone is afraid of. It is also based on religion, even though our school is public. Bickleton High school is the place to go if you want to be judged by every human being around you. And you can't get away with anything, by the way. You can get detention from just about anything that doesn't come across as "the right thing to do" or "That represents our school well" Leave while you still can.
Kid 1: Hey, wanna come hang out?
Kid 2: Nah man, I can't
Kid 1: Why?
Kid 2: Because I go to Bickleton High School
Kid 1: Awh man, I'm so sorry

bellaire high school 

A place full of ass holes waiting to get the hell outta there
Oh, she goes to Bellaire high school, that sucks