hairy mary

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.

girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.

by coworker3 June 30, 2009

Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

Someone who asks a tomb stone for directions, otherwise known as Oachocacklomous. from the derieved word Oach2 meaning total retard. and lomous meaning idiot from latin 3 another example would be someone who pulls an automatic door and sits and crys on the floor as he watches the people inside.

Mick: I can't read the words on that sign!

Steve: its a giraffe!

Mick: Oh...Im such a Hairy BeefCake!
Steve: Yes! Did you know its otherwise known as Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

by applw October 16, 2009

Hairy Sailor

A hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having sex and the woman shaves the hair off the mans balls and then glues the hair to his penis. She then takes the "hairy sailor" up the ass.

"I gave Cindy a vicious hairy sailor last night."

by Hairless Sailor November 20, 2004

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

by Tempestua December 4, 2004

hairy lipped snapper

pussy; the female vagina

Im always in the mood to eat some hairy lipped snapper

by sneaky d-block September 23, 2006

hairy Bellafonte

a hairy back or hairy body part (joke on the musician Harry Bellafonte)

good lord he has a hairy bellafonte

by beglebite May 29, 2009

Hairy Dorsey

A Harry Dorsey is when a man and a woman are having sex, the man then proceeds to cum all over the woman's face and quickly rib out his pubes and throw them at her face causing them to stick. It is also acceptable if he first shaves his pubes and keeps them nearby to affix to her face upon ejaculation.

What happened to that girl's face?
She got a Hairy Dorsey.

by Big Coach D January 30, 2010