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Fucking mint

A thing you say when you act like your truck is in good shape but when it’s really a fucking turd.
Man that old ford is fucking mint.
by Ford boy 100 June 9, 2019
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Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"
Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006
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Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
by J-Hova September 3, 2006
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Fucking the Night

~"How was it for you?"
~"To be honest love, your cunt is so massive I may as well of opened the window and fucked the night."
by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005
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Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015
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fucking beautiful

When your friend doesn't believe she is gorgeous (she obviously is), and you get fed up when she doesn't believe it. Always used in a loving sense.
Person A: I'm not pretty
Person B: YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
by CEQueens June 4, 2018
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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 6, 2018
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