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The "frogger" is a sexual maneuver in which the copulating couple engage in anal sex on the curbside of a busy street. As the man removes his penis from his lady friend's anal rectum, he ejaculates on her back and pushes her into moving traffic. If the woman is hit and killed, both lose. However, if she reaches the other side of the street, both win. The couple can receive bonus points for each car dodged on the busy thoroughfare.
I did a frogger with my girlfriend on Main St. in Charlottesville, Virginia. She dodged traffic after I spunked all over her. When she got to the other side, she jumped on a lilly pad.
Frogger by Richard Montalban October 23, 2009
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frog pond 

to convince a group of people to do something not in their best interest: i.e., to claim to know directions, and get a group lost.

derived from taking a group to eat at Charlie's Frog Pond, Rochester, NY.
The whole crew wanted to go out to their favorite joint, but John frogponded the trip when he made them go to his parent's instead.
frog pond by alB April 2, 2005

frog monocle 

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."
Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.
frog monocle by Taylor02 April 14, 2008

FROG TICKLER

FROG TICKLER by DENISE FOUST October 15, 2008

Golden Frog Watch 

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.
"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

pepe the big green frog 

A green fucking frog that loves to cry and shit
pepe: *cries*

bob: fucking pepe the big green frog at it again.

Kermit the Frog 

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob
Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.
Kermit the Frog by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009