finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

One-Eyed Stink Frog

A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.

*pppffffrrrrrttttt*

"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"

"Didn't you hear that?"

"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"

"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"

by aliboo428 July 30, 2023

Ava “frog” Johns

Ava is a ugly ass frog. She has an unhealthy obsession with Jak, and loves to stalk and prey on him. Even tho Ava is a trap Jak is not even into her, that is how unbelievably yellow she is

Person one : Ava has been hanging around Jak’s house recently is she alright
Ava “frog” johns : did somebody talk abt my love

by SnickerBread August 11, 2020

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 7, 2022

Dude I Love Frogs

Similar to “Man I Love Frogs”, inside way of saying Dilf/Milf which are explained in other definitions.

“Oh man Pat Rollins really is a ‘dude I love frogs’ am I right?” -person1

“Yeah, he’s really cool.” -person2

“Very hot.” -person1

by b1rbbbbb March 14, 2022

frogs in your hot tub

When you're complaining about the little things in life which are not a big deal but for some reason now is one.

"Dude chill. Do you have frogs in your hot tub?"

by Sgt. Wetwipe May 15, 2016