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food fight

A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room. A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a relatively rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!". In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.

Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.
Joey, feeling rather distraught and dejected, flung his breakfast burrito haphazardly across the room. He realized his mistake when he witnessed said burrito strike another student across the face, whereupon BJ, the school fat kid, stood upon the table and bellowed out in a rich, mellifluous voice, like so many Sirens wooing Odysseus, "FOOD FIGHT!".
by Jimmy Flinders May 10, 2007
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Fooly Cooly

1) To fondle a woman. Is usually specific to breasts or the ass, but can refer to any part of the body

2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.

The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.

Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.

The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.
1) Come on babe, let's get Fooly Cooly.

2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.
by Magic Hobo May 9, 2005
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Pantyhose Footjob

She gave me a pantyhose footjob. Slowly stroking the head of my cock with her pantyhosed feet until I climaxed unto her toes.
by crapmachine December 17, 2008
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Footjob

My wand of lust got caressed so hard by a cute bit of crumpet last night that when I shot my gentlemens relish it nearly blew her toes clean off! Man I love footjobs!!!!!!
by El Chairman How June 5, 2020
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nigga food

food made for niggas, usually by niggas
by _jaysmooth96 March 23, 2016
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Wicker fool

Man, did you see Soku's sun room? He's a stole cold wicker fool.
by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005
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worm food

Dewad, decaying, burried, decomposing

A term used to refer to some one who is dead in a lighter mood than saying dead. Used instead of passed away in come circles
old man joe is now worm food
by craptastic42 October 21, 2009
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