Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022

paula flachowsky

ur mom

oh its ur paula flachowsky

by duihsjckndfhve November 8, 2022

roms flap

Roof of mouth skin flap. That awful and painful piece of skin that hangs from the roof of your mouth after eating something the same temperature as lava, like pizza fresh out of the oven.

Oh fuck that's hot! Gave myself a roms flap.

by lava4 January 11, 2023

“Slip-flap”

The sound made by running in house shoes

The “slip-flap” of Thomas running after the garbage truck echoed in the street.

by Makarios_ January 29, 2023

“Slap-flap”

The sound of running in flip-flops

As Tira ran, the “slap-flap” of her pink flip-flops echoed on the sidewalk.

by Makarios_ January 29, 2023

Mud flap

When your balls act as a guard during messy anal sex

As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”

by Kelita554 February 7, 2023

Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

by dosel February 14, 2023