Flakeweed

To be a person or thing that doesn't show up on time or work in a timely manner.

Josh was supposed to drop off a bag about a hour ago but he just keeps responding that he's on his way I swear he's always being a flakeweed

by XconobenderX October 21, 2023

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

Flakey Damon

The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.

Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.

by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023

Fakestine

A place that never existed but has a large group of lying pseudo citizens; place created just to genocide an actual group of people ie MOTs

Let’s go block a bridge for that Fakestine rally

by Zionet January 8, 2024

FakeSlopper

The FakeSlopper is a company founded in 1998 and is dedicated to creating electric better-then-the-competition dildos. Starting off with the FakeSlopper Original, Made before the company was big, it was just another dildo you would find. In 2022, after absolutely no new products, FakeSlopper company was bought by someone named "Rasp" for 200,000 dollars. He got workers to come and started making the FakeSlopper Pro. After 1 week, they had created a great dildo that had all the features. Then, in 2023, they make the FakeSlopper Pro Max. The FakeSlopper Pro Max had all the features of the FakeSlopper Pro, but boosted, and more features. The FakeSlopper Pro Max is known as one of the best dildos on the market.

"Hey, Did you get the new FakeSlopper Pro Max, I got one!"
"I only got the FakeSlopper Pro, but there still great!"

by KXPER4 December 10, 2023

Flakecake

A person who, after owning up to their mistake and offering an apology, slyly deflects responsibility at the last minute, insisting that the error wasn't truly their fault. This individual masterfully crafts excuses, leaving others scratching their heads and wondering if they were ever truly accountable in the first place.

Lisa: "Hey, Jake, you said you'd handle the project deadline, but we missed it. What happened?"

Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."

Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."

by uheardmePOS February 18, 2024

Flake

Baltimore slang where snowbunnies be getting fucked any type of way tag-team/trained any type of way just like a glake.

Yousa Flake

by Baltimoreslanggg March 28, 2024