goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

fecle-faced

Piss drunk. Extremely wasted.

Dude, broham, I'm sorry I sent your ex-girlfriend that video of me naked, I was so fecle-faced!

by apocalypstick December 29, 2007

Krunk-Faced

An intoxicated state in which you are completely irresponsible for your actions, usually intentionally inflicted.

Hey Bear Bear, wanna go get krunk-faced tonight?

by upandadam January 15, 2009

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Gangster facing

1.When someone gives you a hard stern cold blooded look, that lets you know they are not happy. Like mean muggin, but updated.
2. The look and apparent attitude of a wolf or tiger when used by a human.

Man this cat over here is gangster facing me. Who the fuck he think he is? Where they do that at?

by RCPTHANEMESIS July 17, 2010

Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another

ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.

by mroconnell August 16, 2010

Du faced

when someone deletes his facebook account

He du faced me as a friend and cancelled his account

by ssfournier December 4, 2010