Ethan Phillips

A god of call of duty a killer a supreme overlord

If i saw ethan phillips Id suck him off immediately

by dagger525 November 5, 2020

Ethanphobic

the severe hatred of ethans, and for good reason.

“is that ethan over there?”
“yea, whys he making out with a body pillow version of doctor who…”
“this is why we’re ethanphobic”

by Sx January 30, 2022

Ethaniel

1.A flirtations male who plays guitar, is good at acting, and likes long walks on the beach with crabs.

2. The act of super gluing ones penis to there stomach.

DUDE John fell asleep and i totally just Ethaniel'ed him.

John: Are you going out with susan?
Gary: Naw Ethaniel got her.
John: Ohhhh, sorry man.

by Floyd Narwal. March 29, 2009

Ethan

Most funniest, lovable stupid, thing in the world. Makes you smile anytime of the day. He reminds you of spaghetti and men.

This atmosphere is so Ethan

by BHlilmama January 19, 2016

dirty ethan

fucking a ugly fat bitch with small tits

tell me i didnt dirty ethan her last night

by anal man69 January 17, 2011

ethan ernest bunts

lives for God above all; is too nice for his own good, loves halo, loves the dew of mountains, can't spell, a country boy, and he can believe its not butter.

ethan ernest bunts-would die for Christ because Christ has died for him.

by DARKHAWK 009ER May 3, 2009

ethan isenhauer

someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis

zebus: where did you get your car
kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI
zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer

by efan1234 April 29, 2009