East Haven

a town that everybody hates on. Most are jealous because you have no sense of style and your mother doesn't love you. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in this town acts Italian (although who can blame them because Italians are awesome.) The BLOWOUT, originated in North Branford, do your homework. If you're going to insult us do it properly.

Hanging out a Club D&D or Lowes is always better than loitering around a house like a bunch of Porch Monkeys (i.e. Fair Haven, New Haven etc.) We spend money, because, shockingly, WE HAVE IT.

Does your town have an amazing soda company? Does it have it's own Christmas Song? Hi Hater.

and please, it's East Haven. if you're not from here, you're not allowed to call it Staven!

It's only okay when you talk ish about it when you live here.

North Branford Goon 1: What are we doing tonight?
North Branford Goon 2: I don't know, call some people from East Haven.

Sleazy Haven, Staven, E Staven, Easy Haven

by eeee Staven March 9, 2009

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Eastern Boarder

A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.

"Do you ride for Anything?"
"Eastern Boarder for Life"

by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008

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Addison Rae Easterling

Addison Rae Easterling is an amazing queen that doesnt deserve the hate she gets!
I need a bad bleep.
She also influences many of her fans! Her fandom is called sunraes!

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Addison Rae Easterling is beautiful, inspiring, amazing.

by Stop hate & spread positivity October 5, 2020

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east northport

A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.

"I'm from East Northport!"
"Oh, so you're... you're a druggie...."

by signo February 6, 2007

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Easter

A pagan holiday that "christians" have tried make a christian holiday. Easter originated in ancient Rome before Christ was born. Here is where it came from: Nimrod (who tried to bild the tower of Babel) was killed and was thought to be a god by some people. His wife was a whore and when she became pregnant, she claimed the conception was immaculate. The group of people who believed her lie claimed that Nimrod himself impregnated her from heaven. The child that was born was named Tamuz (which is where worship of the cross originated). When Tamuz's mother died, the same group of people that believed he was the savior claimed that she became the godess named easter. They believed that she once returned to earth in an egg (easter eggs). A cult took this myth and turned it into a religion. On easter, pagan priests would impregnate young virgins on the alter (that was meant to worship nimrod). A year later, the babies that were born as a result were slaughtered on easter day and eggs were dipped in their blood (where egg painting originated). Easter does not honor Christ in any way and is not one of God's annual festivals.

Why don't you celebrate Easter? Don't you believe in Christ?

Christ did not rise on Easter.

by Nick0889 July 27, 2008

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Eastvold

The combination of east and vold means that if your last name is Eastvold, then congratulations. You have just inherited a vary large penis. In fact it will become so big that you can use it as a neck tie. But be careful when doing so around an attractive female. You might choke yourself.

If you are not an Eastvold then be good and maby in another life.

by That guy 101 March 1, 2009

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