Egg toe

When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg

Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe

by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020

egg boi

egg boi is a doode that you can laugh and joke around with and share things that you wouldn't be able to share with other people because you both are super weird, they are a genuinely nice/kind-hearted person even if they do seem awkward when you first approach them although uncommon it is worthwhile to find yourself an egg boi. also, the term egg boi doesn't fit one gender.

hey it's Jermiar he is such an egg boi.

by Babushka__ July 20, 2020

Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Egg nog

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

Egg Salad Sandwich

A threesome with an ovulating chick.

Last night, Fred and Joe had an “Egg Salad Sandwich” with Alice

by Kryzazy November 21, 2020