Asshole Eating

Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude

After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress

by KamagonMark May 30, 2015

banana eating

Banna eating, when you full on sucking on that dick and you nibble or bite it.

"Ouch! Damn Sally, stop banana eating me you cunt! You about took it off!"

by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017

eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!

He was eating the burrito in science class!!!

by Ralph March 24, 2004

Ass eating

Ass eating can be best described as happiness at its fullest peak.

*hey Noah, would you love to eat some ass tonight?

*sure I love me some ass eating

by Fucksinthebutt69 August 15, 2018

Ass eating grin

A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.

Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.

by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010

eating fist

Eating fist is the non nasty way of saying I suck did and I like it, unless you are younger than 9 or in a fight it's OK.

Man I like eating fist bro, how 'bout you ?

by Bitchdufuquwant August 18, 2016

eating cat

Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.

If you believe that, you're eating cat.

by SlowReading July 24, 2012