Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

progressive dining

The fine art of what is known as snacking.

Eddie: I'm hungry, we should make dinner.

Jeff: I think I'm going to start with some progressive dining.

by Latvija December 21, 2007

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011

Wistful Drinking

That point along the road to inebriated where you start to think about things that bum you out, people you miss, and how you wish the situation you were drinking in was more enjoyable.

(At the bar)

Jim: Hey Paul, what's wrong with Doug over there? He doesn't look too good.
Paul: Nah, he's fine. He's just "wistful drinking".

by THEGRABEROBBER April 29, 2013

Slick dicking

When a female seduces a male into sex.

That hoe slick dicked johnny last week. Yeah she slick dicking.

by Fvmous.chink March 9, 2015

Bridge Drinking

When one consumes a respectable quantity of alcoholic drinks before taking a break of more than 2 hours before starting drinking again, usually resulting in tiredness when trying to get turnt at night.

Around 10pm at night...

"Hey man are you feeling okay?"

"Nah man I'm knackered, I've been bridge drinking all day"

by Ultramotio June 3, 2016