Diglett

The opposite of a blumpkin. When a man or even a woman receives a rim job while urinating; can also describe the Pokemon Diglett who is by far the biggest hard-ass in Pokemon history.

"Lafonda gave wonderful Diglett last night. My butt hole has a shine that matches the like of Mr. Cleans head."

by Kramer! November 13, 2009

dangler

Usually used as a hockey term. A dangler noun refers to a player who can deke out or "undress" the opposing player.

Watch out, #2 is a dangler

by Jeff July 27, 2004

Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

dallas dangler

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

by Mike 111825 January 2, 2008

paper dingleberry

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping

Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.

by K Siler June 10, 2005

dinged up

When something is damaged and left in a unsatisfactory state.

Man, I got so wasted last night, I fell over and now my face is pretty dinged up

by Electric_fvneral July 26, 2016

Rangle the Dangle

The act of hooking up with many guys in a very short amount of time.

Man 1: Dude... Lucy has blown eight guys tonight.

Man 2: Wow. She really knows how to rangle the dangle!

by Weaton Leemour January 12, 2009