Ninja Drunk

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.

Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.

by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008

anal drunk

The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.

Bro, last night i was so drunk, i was AD, anal drunk!

by petemikeaaron January 8, 2009

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

by Stauder March 24, 2009

Chris drunk

Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.

Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.

by IamME33 September 22, 2009

intellectually drunk

That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.

After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.

Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!

Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?

Peter: Positive.

by Goondued November 9, 2011

iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

by pobcat June 25, 2012

high on drunk

What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.

The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.

Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?

by Forgot my Name again June 2, 2009