computer

something cool

shit! my computer is broken.

by LegendaryDragon January 22, 2018

Compustation

A public/private (for hire) computer station for cloud computing and or gaming

I would like to hire a compustation for the day please.

by Flux Pistol February 11, 2018

computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.

'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''

by Francothegreat February 20, 2018

computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.

Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.

by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018

computee

A person who wishes to be a computer.

Josh is a computee.

by Perpsifbsjdibe March 6, 2018

Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude April 14, 2018

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018