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cold wife 

Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.

A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
cold wife by Ciggy5 October 4, 2019
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Cold colors 

The colors that may represent cold things like the color of the ocean or the color of grass. Cold colors: blue,green, turquoise.
This painting has more cold colors than warm colors
Cold colors by Potato (E.P) June 5, 2020

Cold fronting 

Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.
Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?

Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.

Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.

cold one 

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne
cold one by Dave May 15, 2004

Cold Goo 

When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed.

"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."

"Dude, you are fucked!"
Cold Goo by Joe Archer January 2, 2006

Cold Stone Creamery 

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!