cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

CLOSED

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

closet bomb

A situation that forces somone to come out of the closet

Getting caught in the middle of felatio with your boyfriend is a sure fire closet bomb.

by Donniey October 29, 2005

Closed For Tonight

noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Hero and Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.

Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"

Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".

by imnotrobert October 21, 2008

Closetwish

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

by Smocko November 1, 2004

closed pass

to give someone a closed pass is to ignore them as you walk past them, after having been walking in the opposite direction towards each other. i.e. keeping your head down, not making eye contact.

the opposite is an open pass, in which you acknowledge the other person, giving them eye contact and/or a smile and/or a greeting as you pass them.

mate, i saw that guy that i hooked up with on wednesday night in the arts building today. it was well awkward! i was so embarrassed, i gave him a closed pass.

by grimeywords June 12, 2007