Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

chocolate fiend

One who partakes in chocolate to the point of excess.

Nine out of ten women are chocolate fiends, even if they don't admit it.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

chocolate bananna

When the penis is inserted into the anal pasage of another(usually male but...) and when it is pulled out there is some shit remaining on the cock, it is said to have a chocolate bananna.

"Dude, last night I was fucking my wife up the ass, and when i pulled out, I had a chocolate bananna."

by Old Pedro November 6, 2008

Chocolate Angel

Black girl a white man has on the side.

or a Black hooker

Dave is not gettin love from his boring woman at home so he called up his Chocolate Angel Tamika to relieve some tension.

Bill had a tough day at the office so he is going to roll down 4th and Figeroua and pick himself up a Chocolate Angel for the night

by C Money G and E Lee May 5, 2010

Chocolate Daddy

A fine ass black guy. Referred to mostly by snow bunnies and found in squads playing 2k.

Did you see that fine ass Chocolate Daddy?

by Bp_da_general November 13, 2014

Chocolate Cheese Toasty

A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created

Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well

Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty

Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

chocolate baby birthday bukkake

A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.

Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!

by Donna Jacobs October 30, 2007