Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.

"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."

by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025

CARL

a weirdo who uses Google too much.

Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.

by novella321 June 7, 2022

Carl

A man who absolutely rocks transition glasses and gets unlimited amounts of pussy and can also be a asshole.

Like when carl said “I’m not going anywhere”

by Colonel sanders1665 March 29, 2022

Carl

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.

pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...

by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019

Carls

Is a nickname for Carly. Her last name begins with a C. And she lives in Texas.

Hi Carls nice to see you again!

by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020

Carl

Your average guy. A gentleman that does very Carl-like things. Often gets confused with a Gary or a Gene

That guy is such a Carl.

by Danny Suk April 4, 2021

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019