Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.

I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!

by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021

Kizzy Cap

n: when it's cap, but it's, like, REALLY cap, and you can't believe it's true for the life of you.

Josh: Yo I got in Harvard!
John: Nah that's KIZZy cap bro no way, you got like a 2.0 GPA
Josh: Sheesh bro can't take a joke?

by Aunt Suzy's Rat January 28, 2022

W cap

Basically the same meaning as cap ( which means lying) but it is used more commonly as sarcasm or as a joke.

Guy 1: I don't know what On god means.
Guy 2 : hahaha that's w cap.

by Lebron James IIII February 24, 2023

Popped a Red Cap

To masturbate so vigorously that your penis begins to spurt blood

Ricardo popped a red cap while watching Human Centipede.

I just listened to the seminal blues song, 'Red Caps a-Poppin', by Billy B. Goode

by Sir Whoopi Goldberg July 9, 2010

child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Thash liurly ol cap

When boof is lyin about da ting and then Supac Thakur starts singing “why do we keep doing this again and again” and den and den and den he boof tee jeejes all the way to supac airlines.

Person 1: “hey bro I got an A+ on my history test”
Person 2: “Thash liurly ol cap”

by Higgie October 10, 2021

don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap

Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

by Mario hehehehha May 1, 2022