brian jessop

a white boy residing in fram, england. surprisingly used to be a huge FANNY MAGNET. brian is a rare species, but you will probably find him at
premier buying a packet of sovreign duals and a cheeky glens

thing 1: have you seen brian jessop?
thing 2: yeah he’s sat in the computer room bashing out his coursework.

by Youoyoyooyiy March 21, 2023

The Brian Effect

the effect is being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist or overall making edgy jokes in a conversation with someone
it is an effect that occurs when hanging out with brian a lot

Example 1
Black guy: “hey brian i ate a banana today”
Brian: “you know why”

Black guy: “why”
Brian: “cause your a monkey”
Example 2
Arab guy: “hey Brian how was your flight”
Brian: “great im glad you weren’t on it”
Arab guy: “why do you say that”
Brian: “cause you would’ve made some towers collapse”
The Brian Effect makes people edgy

by biggieballs777 April 28, 2023

Brian Awesome Keith

I mean, he's fucking awesome - like his middle name clearly states.

Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'

by b_dubulous March 13, 2023

Pulling a Brian

When someone cleans their shaft by putting soap in their hand and masturbating.

Brady: "Im gonna go take a shower"
Chase: "He's 100% pulling a brian"

by XSexHaver6969 July 20, 2022

brianed

regretting your mistakes so much that you try to erase everything related to them

"jessica told me she wished she never dated steven. she brianed so hard when she found out what he did"

by larrydrought October 10, 2017

Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"

by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023

Brianed

To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)

Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.

by joeyknows October 27, 2022