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blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.
by ap808 October 21, 2024
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blowjob

when a man gets you all naked and hot and they bend down and they suck and blow
jack gave John a huge fucking blowjob
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Red blowjob

Where a female sucks you off with red pepper flakes in her mouth.
Dude this girl gave me a red blowjob last night. I had to use milk to cool my dick off.
by Janewilliams September 22, 2021
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blowjob

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder
by cupcaken August 11, 2022
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Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019
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Tennessee blowjob

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”
by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023
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Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise
"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"
by MittensUB May 8, 2022
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