better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

bette midlah

Someone from the Boston area that seeks attention through easily distracted storytelling and 30 second DJ sets. Often confused with the long lost son of the famous Bette Midler or Pinocchio.

You can come to the pahty with me but don’t be such a bette midlah

by ChrisWuzHere27 July 16, 2025

Better Than Big Boss

When something is subpar, but still acceptable. For example, a food that tastes good, but not nearly as good as people say.

Friend 1: Hey, did you end up going to that concert you were talking about?
Friend 2: It was better than Big Boss, but it sure as hell wasn't worth $350.

by Trippipi-Ki August 29, 2025

Better

To give a warning in the form of a command.

You better get home right now.

by Fat old Jew October 25, 2025

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 5, 2010

Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick

She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty

by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011

Jarome Bettis

AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.

Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*

by insta_lvke98 April 22, 2016