ass gopher

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.

Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.

by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006

ass cube

when a woman'sbutt gets cold and takes a long time to warm back up. usually from sitting out in the cold on concrete or benches.

sounds like "ice" if said with a fake strong southern accent. less serious than freezer bum

I waited for you for 45 minute out here... I'm so cold I have ass cubes.

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

Ass Crack

1) The vertical line dividing the left and right ass cheeks.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.

1) The morbidly obese man's ass crack was showing. All of the children saw it.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

ass fraction

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult

<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.

by budgieramone January 11, 2004

ass clown posse

Fans of insane clown posse.

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!

by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009

ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

ass pee

A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007